BREAKING: Lady Parts Justice League Uncovers Anti-Catholic Girl Scout Merit Badge Program

Is that a Thin Mint or Feminist propaganda?! The Archbishop of St. Louis, Robert Carlson, is asking parishioners to LOOK ELSEWHERE with regards to the Girl Scouts. Go find some other gal groups to join because these young ladies are clearly dealing cookies for the devil!

ABP Robbie Rob believes — which means he believes that G*d believes — that Girl Scout Troops are in direct conflict with what it means to be a good Catholic. I mean, with some of the badges they are handing out for completed tasks, who could blame him…